Friday 8 September 2017

'Steamtech' - Professor Klime's Anti-faerie Security System.



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Professor Klime's
 Anti-faerie Security System.


Herr Professor Klime, of the Faculty of Criminology at the Vienna State University, has invented another Simple yet Elegant means of Greatly Increasing the Security of Any Building. This time it is aimed at Preventing Intrusions by those Malefactors who are of Faerie Origin,

The Professor has patented a new type of building brick containing a significant proportion of Haematite. Bricks containing this Iron-based chemical compound when used in a standard two layer wall construction, provide a minimum of 8 inches of protection. This will Deter or at least, Significantly Delay, any Faerie who attempts to penetrate the wall.

When combined with Professor Klime’s Patent Steel-Reinforced Security Doors and Frames and his Patent Iron Wire Lattice Windows, a Great Degree of Anti-Faerie Protection can be obtained.

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